Kitty Boot Camp

This morning Chad comes in to the kitchen holding Freyr, our red tabby boy cat.

Chad: Someone is getting fat.

Me: Freyr tell Daddy it’s middle age spread.

Chad: Still holding an unhappy and mewling Freyr

Me: Besides, they don’t have kitty boot camp.

Chad: I’d bet some serious coin they do have kitty boot camp.

Me: Freyr’s NOT going to kitty boot camp.

Chad: No. No, he’s not.

I hope to God I never come home and find a kitty boot camp set up in our living room.

chris on June 2nd 2013 in Animals

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